Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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