Asians...

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

who just made fun of katie matt

Turtles

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

DERP

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

You.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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