- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

i have aids and a chode

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

I love you.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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