"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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That's unfortunate.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Military intelligence.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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