- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

to see a bad joke look above

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Robin, get in the car.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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