- Anti Joke

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Women rights..

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Robin, get in the car.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco