what is brown and sticky? a stick

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Popsicles

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Oh...okay, good.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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