- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Kate

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Kenny G

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Women's rights

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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