- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Jess Burns

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

live babies

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Well, this is fun.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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