I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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