- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

women's rights

I like jokes.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

son, you're adopted.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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