whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

Got milk? No.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Lockerbie bombing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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