Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Women rights..

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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