What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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blubber vaginass CC

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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