Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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youre gay

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Child Prostitution.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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