How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Itookasipasoda

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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