What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Women's rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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NEVER

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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