- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

If life hands you lemons Take them

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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