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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

What's in there? Get outta there...

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

balls in ya mouf

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Guess what? Chicken butt

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

Knock knock, come in.

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