What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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womens rights

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Scott

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cc

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Ruller

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What what In the butt

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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A fish walks into a bar

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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