- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Dani Barton = Stupid

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Womens rights.

guess what?

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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