a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Womens rights.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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France never surrender.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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