What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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live babies

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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women's rights

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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I'm Spartacus

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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