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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Rob Bell

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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