A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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knock knock go away

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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A joke

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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You.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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apple pie.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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