Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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womens rights

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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the cow goes moo

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jgkbk,mn

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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