Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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I love you very much.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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I can't see my forehead

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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