A scottish man having fun

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Women's rights

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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