Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Lacrosse

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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George W. Bush

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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