- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Knock Knock Come in!

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

your moms so fat she has kankles

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Kenny G

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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