Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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noodles

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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wat?

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ASSCHEEKS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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