Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Your mom.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Lacrosse

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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