Knock Knock Come in!

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Women's rights.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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