- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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