What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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I like your hair

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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A scottish man having fun

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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