What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Global Warming.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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women's rights

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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