WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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I like your hair

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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George W. Bush

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Dallas Cowboys

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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