I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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youre gay

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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I can't see my forehead

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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