-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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A man walks into a bar.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Women's Rights

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I got shot, you laughed

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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