I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Women's rights.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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women's rights

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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