Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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