What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

who just made fun of katie matt

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Laura Pratz..

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Female Athletics

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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