Five guys one rape.

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

Women's rights.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

A black man killed someone

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Oh...okay, good.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

BIG PENIS

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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