Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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French people.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Women's Rights...

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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