women's rights

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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A fat man on a moped

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Anti Joke

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