Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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