A man sat down Then he stood up

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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