What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Anti Joke

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