What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Guess what? SHADAP

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Your mom.

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