Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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