How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

A black guy gets arrested...

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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