Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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A fat man on a moped

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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