What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Netball.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Rick Perry.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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I like your hair

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My nipple is bleeding

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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