Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Laura Pratz..

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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My life

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Womens Sports

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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