You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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