Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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