What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Penis.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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