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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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