Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Your mom.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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