- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

How Long is a Chinese man.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

2+2= 478

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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