Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Like my status for a tbh?

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Women's Rights

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

Lacrosse

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

My mom touched my wiener : \

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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