- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

A black guy gets arrested...

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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