What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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69.... is a number

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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