- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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