A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Diana and victoria

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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