What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Hey, you have small hands.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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