Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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guess what?

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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