Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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My nipple is bleeding

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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