You're on fire.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Womens Basketball.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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A horse walked into a barn...

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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i like pie

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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