Libraries.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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minorities

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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