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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

my names jim haha

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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