What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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hi im paul!

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Animal

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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