- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

hi im paul!

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

Women's rights.

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

The economy.

Your mother is so fat.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

I'm funny.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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