A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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equality for women

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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my names jim haha

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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