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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

A black guy gets arrested...

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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