- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

Miami Heat.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

i have cancer

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Womens rights

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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