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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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my names jim haha

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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