your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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