So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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girls basketball

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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pussy enough said

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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