Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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