- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Whats green and tasty? Snot

thumbs up!

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

I like boys!!!!! CC

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

2+2= 478

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

i like pie

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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