Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Hi Adam,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Libraries.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Itookasipasoda

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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