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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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your mom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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