What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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The NBA lockout

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Knock knock

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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