Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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