when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Miami Heat.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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