Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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