A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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