how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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