What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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