Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Good to see you today!

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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BUT HWY?

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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