- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

What color is a banana? yellow.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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