Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

thumb_up thumb_down -38

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

A fat man on a moped

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

thumb_up thumb_down +81

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

thumb_up thumb_down +33

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops