- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

The white guy did it!

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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