What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Kony 2012

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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The white guy did it!

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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69.9

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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