What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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The NBA lockout

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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acuna

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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