- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

What rymes with milk..... milf

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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