Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Why? Because racecar.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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