Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Women's Rights

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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