What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Good to see you today!

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Gale swallows.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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