What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Religion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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