Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Chikin nuggets

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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