- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

Dick Chaney

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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