- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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