whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Women's Rights

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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You.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Anti Joke

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