When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Gale swallows.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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