Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Dylan Eichas

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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