What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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I've got a boner

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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