A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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