A Woman out of the kitchen

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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what the hell happened to your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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